Thank You for Flushing My Head in the Toilet 
and Other Rarely Used Expressions


a short dramedy by Jonathan Dorf

CAST LIST:

Vionne Trizila - Glinda
Makenzie Petersen - Helen
James Walton - Achilles
Nikki Gotschall - Bluebird Student/Three/1st Audience Kid
Blair Langan - Seizure Student/Two/B
Tejlor Strope - Reporter/Bully Girl Friend/One/C
Sydney Zahm - 5th Salesperson/Bully Girl 2nd Friend/3rd Speller/D
Emily Morrow - Tragicomic Interlude Student/Bully/E
Savannah Otto - 2nd Salesperson/Teacher/F
Allison Ludwig - Prometheus/G/Final Student
Maddie Kazcor - 1st Salesperson/2nd Speller/1st Tough Looking Kid
Olivia Schmale - Ismene/2nd Student/2nd Audience Kid/I/
Katie Flower - 4th Salesperson/Girl at Desk/J
Andrea Bennetts - 3rd Salesperson/Bully Girl/3rd Audience Kid/K
Faith Walton - 6th Salesperson/1st Speller/L
Madalynn Hohbein - 1st Pyramid Student/3rd Speller/A/H

CREW LIST:

Director - Jill Langan
Assistant Director - Jonathan Jaques
Stage Manager - Colby Sholes
Sound Crew - Colby Sholes (head), Esteban DeLaO, Christian Walsh, Olivia Fonseca
Lighting Crew - Christian Walsh (head), Olivia Fonseca, Esteban DeLaO, Crystal Fonseca
Makeup Crew - Makayla Pardun (head), Emily Morrow, Maddie Hohbein, Makenzie Petersen, Tejlor Strope, Allison Ludwig, Olivia Schmale
Costumes - Makayla Pardun (head), Nikki Gotschall, Tejlor Strope, Emily Morrow, Maddie Kazcor
Set Crew - Olivia Fonseca (head), Christian Walsh, Savannah Otto, Makenzie Petersen, Blair Langan
Props Crew - Katie Flower, Maddie Hohbein
Publicity - Blair Langan, Vionne Trizila
        For Achilles and Helen, getting bullied is a dismal fact of life -- Achilles regularly has his head flushed in the toilet, and Helen invents reasons to arrive late to school so she can avoid a vicious clique.  When cool girl Glinda magically materializes and offers them a way out, they each jump at the chance.  But Glinda's solution is to turn them into the very people who have tormented them.  Can Achilles and Helen find another way out?
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Morningside Festival

November 7th, 2015

2nd Place Trophy
​4 Outstanding Actor Awards

Niobrara Festival

November 24th, 2015

​5 Outstanding Actor Awards

Conference Competition

November 18th, 2015

3 Superior Ratings
5 Outstanding Actor Awards

District Competition

December 1st, 2015